Check out my Travel Blog

I've started a travel blog , mostly to keep a record of my wanderings, if you're into that kind of thing , you might wanna check out : http://unlostwanderings.blogspot.com/

It's a myth people , they dont really care ! :@

P1 : Whoa , shiny shoes dude ?!
P2 : *growl* Its for the ladies !

P1 : True dat ! I heard that gals pay a lot of attention to a mans shoes.
P2 : Really ? … I just figured that they dig shiny things.

P1 : *Annoyed* In that case with my bald spot would I'd be a bloody casanova !
P2 : *whips out his shoe gloss* Maybe….. if you polish it everyday !

P1 : *turning Red* Are you making fun of me ?
P2 : What was your first clue ?

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Galti !

Chhoti si galti ki aisi saza sunaoge kya?
do pal ke gusse ke liye, saari zindagi tadpaoge kya.

saanse chal rahi hai to tumhe pukaar rahe hain,
Thak ke ruk jayengi tab aaoge kya?

Raaton ko pathrayi aankhein jo soti nahi hain,
hamesha ke liye so jayengi tab nazar aaoge kya?

Taras gaye hain tumhe chhune ko ek dafa,
maut galey lagayegi tab bachaoge kya?

Dekh rahe ho humey iss tarah ghoor kar,
dekhh kar ek dafa muskuraoge kya?

Do pal ko hee sahi ... Paas aaoge kya?
-Self Composed


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Glorified fodder !

P1 & P2 are , surprise surprise , clueless programmers in a big faceless software company

P1. So ,I heard you got the "Humongous weasel who takes credit for others work" award.
P2. *grumbles* Yeah

P1. Heard they are gonna feature you in the next promotional HR campaign.
P2. *grumbles* Hmmm

P1. And they are putting up a big banner of your Ugly face on the Food Court entrance.
P2. *grunt*

P1. You don't sound very excited about it ?
P2. It's like this, You've seen the chicken on the KFC Promos, right ?

P1. Yeah !
P2. Well, what do ya think happened after the Photo-Op was over ?

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New Beginning !

The primordial atom exploded spewing out the universe and all matter in it this matter expanded and cooled over millions of years, ultra high energy nuclear reactions took place to form various elements of various densities, these clumps of material both matter and gas then coalesced to form galaxies which themselves were swirling whirlpools of matter, the matter in galaxies then further coagulated to form stars and clumps of rocks which would combine further to form planets, meanwhile immense gravitational tensions compressed the matter in stars and finally under situations of extreme pressure and temperature nuclear reactions started and the stars lit up, as fate would have it , out of the millions of stars and billions of rocks revolving around them a particular chunk of rock had enough water and carbon based components to allow for the first micro-organism to form. The population of these microorganisms exploded and over-time by the process of evolution, these micro-organisms became larger and larger until they became Big Ass lizards which reigned supreme on the rock for millions of years , not allowing any of the other inhabitants (mammals) to be able to compete for resources. Then a smaller rock came and hit the bigger rock and the Big Ass lizards were humbled and finally died out, mammals finally got a chance to spread their wings and now evolved from little scavenging squirrels to monkeys, into Apes into Humans who were basically monkeys who can stand up straight, the humans fought amongst themselves for resources, food and water but slowly realized it was better to work together and finally some genius somewhere Invented language ... all of it, so that I can be afraid of going over and talking to the pretty gal that sits near my cubicle !
Screw this .. I am going over to talk to her !

Guys ... we are made of the stuff that stars are made of , an enormous amount of work has gone into putting each of us here on this rock that we call Planet Earth , So, Take that leap , Do something that you would never ordinarily do, Stare down the barrel of that gun, you're more precious than all the diamonds in the World put together !

* Disclaimer, take the (de)Motivational advice at your own risk ... if you crash and burn , don't sue me :)

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Copyright to Nikhil Raktale under an attribution , non-profit , creative commons license i.e. you are free to use it, but, only with attribution to me and for non profit purposes.
Many thanks to Srushti for her editorial efforts :)