Check out my Travel Blog

I've started a travel blog , mostly to keep a record of my wanderings, if you're into that kind of thing , you might wanna check out : http://unlostwanderings.blogspot.com/

It's a myth people , they dont really care ! :@

P1 : Whoa , shiny shoes dude ?!
P2 : *growl* Its for the ladies !

P1 : True dat ! I heard that gals pay a lot of attention to a mans shoes.
P2 : Really ? … I just figured that they dig shiny things.

P1 : *Annoyed* In that case with my bald spot would I'd be a bloody casanova !
P2 : *whips out his shoe gloss* Maybe….. if you polish it everyday !

P1 : *turning Red* Are you making fun of me ?
P2 : What was your first clue ?

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Galti !

Chhoti si galti ki aisi saza sunaoge kya?
do pal ke gusse ke liye, saari zindagi tadpaoge kya.

saanse chal rahi hai to tumhe pukaar rahe hain,
Thak ke ruk jayengi tab aaoge kya?

Raaton ko pathrayi aankhein jo soti nahi hain,
hamesha ke liye so jayengi tab nazar aaoge kya?

Taras gaye hain tumhe chhune ko ek dafa,
maut galey lagayegi tab bachaoge kya?

Dekh rahe ho humey iss tarah ghoor kar,
dekhh kar ek dafa muskuraoge kya?

Do pal ko hee sahi ... Paas aaoge kya?
-Self Composed


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Glorified fodder !

P1 & P2 are , surprise surprise , clueless programmers in a big faceless software company

P1. So ,I heard you got the "Humongous weasel who takes credit for others work" award.
P2. *grumbles* Yeah

P1. Heard they are gonna feature you in the next promotional HR campaign.
P2. *grumbles* Hmmm

P1. And they are putting up a big banner of your Ugly face on the Food Court entrance.
P2. *grunt*

P1. You don't sound very excited about it ?
P2. It's like this, You've seen the chicken on the KFC Promos, right ?

P1. Yeah !
P2. Well, what do ya think happened after the Photo-Op was over ?

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Copyright to Nikhil Raktale under an attribution , non-profit , creative commons license i.e. you are free to use it, but, only with attribution to me and for non profit purposes.