It's a myth people , they dont really care ! :@

P1 : Whoa , shiny shoes dude ?!
P2 : *growl* Its for the ladies !

P1 : True dat ! I heard that gals pay a lot of attention to a mans shoes.
P2 : Really ? … I just figured that they dig shiny things.

P1 : *Annoyed* In that case with my bald spot would I'd be a bloody casanova !
P2 : *whips out his shoe gloss* Maybe….. if you polish it everyday !

P1 : *turning Red* Are you making fun of me ?
P2 : What was your first clue ?

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Glorified fodder !

P1 & P2 are , surprise surprise , clueless programmers in a big faceless software company

P1. So ,I heard you got the "Humongous weasel who takes credit for others work" award.
P2. *grumbles* Yeah

P1. Heard they are gonna feature you in the next promotional HR campaign.
P2. *grumbles* Hmmm

P1. And they are putting up a big banner of your Ugly face on the Food Court entrance.
P2. *grunt*

P1. You don't sound very excited about it ?
P2. It's like this, You've seen the chicken on the KFC Promos, right ?

P1. Yeah !
P2. Well, what do ya think happened after the Photo-Op was over ?

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